Category Archives: Politics

Marco and Hillary’s Big Adventure

150415-MarcoMarco Rubio showed his latin cred by talking about his Cuban refugee parents. He also scored points for upward mobility by mentioning that his father was a bartender – if you consider running for president to be upwardly mobile.

Hillary and Huma headed for the border – of Iowa. They stopped their Scoobie Doo van in Maumee, Ohio and made sort of a secreted sortie to Chipotle. They showed up wearing sunglasses and went unrecognized.

 

 

 

 

 

sort of a secret camp

Ayatollah Advice

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Ayatollah Khamenei recently held a fire and brimstone revival in Iran. He said there would be no nuclear deal unless sanctions are lifted immediately.The Supreme Leader then presided over a rousing chorus of Death to America chants.

 

Hillary Quits Shaky Foundation

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Candidate Hillary announced her resignation from the board of the Clinton Foundation yesterday, leaving Bill and Chelsea holding the bag.

Mandatory Voting

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We have mandatory death, taxes, and healthcare. Why not voting? The president thinks it’s a good idea.

Sober Secret Service

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Sober Secret Service operatives want to spend $8 million to build a fake White House. Here’s the story in the Onion.