Category Archives: 2024 Election
Presidents Have the Same Legal Immunity as You
The Supreme Court heard arguments for presidential legal immunity. Trump, naturally, wants unlimited immunity if he wins. Would that mean he could gun down ex-president Joe Biden on Fifth Avenue? The Court seemed to be leaning to a more limited immunity from prosecution. More like what you and I have – up to $10,000 in free shoplifting.
President Biden Cannibalizes History
Joe Bided spun a tale in Pennsylvania about his uncle 2nd Lt. Ambrose J. Finnegan Jr whose reconnaissance plane went down in the Pacific near Papua New Guinea during WW II. Biden’s purpose was to insult Trump by claiming he called American troops “suckers and losers” for dying in combat. But Biden shuffled from the frying pan into the fire when he implied his uncle was eaten by cannibals.
I didn’t even know you could say “cannibals” anymore, much less accuse them of eating your uncle. Needless to say, when the leaders of Papua New Guinea heard Biden’s story they were really steamed.
The Mark of Zorro
According to NYT reporter Maggi Haberman Donald Trump snoozed in court. He was probably up all night ranting on Truth Social about spending the day before gagged in court. If things go Joe’s way Trump will spend every day of the campaign in court – or jail, which could lead to drowsy debates – if Sleepy Joe allows it.
Biden Fought the Law and the Law Won… kinda
The U.S. Supreme Court ruled in 2023 that President Biden lacks the authority to cancel student loan debt. “The Supreme Court blocked it,” he admitted, “but that didn’t stop me.” Yesterday Biden canceled $7.4 billion , bringing his total student debt relief to $153 billion since the high court said, “don’t.”
Biden Bunny Tales
Joe Biden likes to bill himself as a “devout Catholic.” It’s part of his brand, but not everyone buys it. Cardinal Wilton Gregory of Washington, DC sees the president more as a “cafeteria Catholic.” As if to prove the point on Easter Sunday, President Biden issued a transgender visibility proclamation with the backing of two big bunnies.
It’s unclear if the event boosted Donald Trump’s bible sales.
