Category Archives: crime

Cos and Slick Willy

cos and slick willy

Bill Cosby admitted he slipped a girl a mickey and then slipped his, well, times were different then. But still.

The #MeToo movement may have locked up it’s first scraggly scalp in Cos.

For his malpractice Dr. Huxtable might spend the rest of his life in prison. And not only that, the film academy just gave him the boot.

Cos and Slick Willy

But possibly thanks to earlier feminists Slick Willy’s more lusterous silver scalp remains unruffled.

Waffle House Hero

waffle house hero

Ok. So maybe he didn’t actually slug the guy. And a Parkland, Florida Sheriff deputy wasn’t really hiding in the parking lot. Hey, it’s a cartoon.

Waffle House Hero

But James Shaw, Jr. was a real hero when he wrestled a firearm away from a real insane shooter at a Waffle House in Nashville.

 

First They Came for Your Guns, Now They Want Your Cutlery

knife control

The UK is experiencing a crime wave – murder by knife. So now there’s a call for reasonable knife control measures. And London Mayor Sadiq Khan stands ready to enforce them.

Knife Control

The mayor says, “there is never a reason to carry a knife.”  Not only that, “Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law.”

Choose Your Putin Poison

Putin poison

Did Putin poison a double agent in England?

Former Russian spy Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia were found unconscious in Salisbury. The WSJ reports they were attacked with a military grade nerve agent  10 stronger than VX nerve gas. Both are still alive in intensive care.

Putin Poison

The Brits are pissed. Theresa May says Putin has until midnight to come up with an explanation. Looks like he might have more splaining to do. Another Russian “mogul” was just found dead in London.

As for Putin poisoning American elections – the Republican House Intelligence Committee says, “no collusion.”

March Against Guns

march against gunsStudents plan to walk out of American high schools on March 24 to march against guns. They feel common sense measures will prevent gun violence.

March Against Guns

LL Bean, Dicks, Walmart and Kroger seem to agree. So they’re raising their minimum gun purchase age to 21.