Category Archives: Economy

Feds Plan to Make Everyone Flush

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The feds are trying to stimulate the economy out of the toilet. The plan so far is to make everyone flush with free money. Thousand dollar plus checks could be in the mail soon.

401-K Infected with Corona Virus as Dow Dives

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Is your 401-k infected with the Corona virus? The Dow is facing its biggest loss since 2008 according to the WSJ .

Stock Market Coronavirus Crater Fear

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The Dow cratered over 1,000 points on Monday. The stock market appears to have declared a Coronavirus pandemic.

Stock Market Coronavirus Crater

The girl in the picture isn’t any more real than the bull. They’re both statues. But she does have a name. It’s Fearless Girl.

Air Travel Animal Farm

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The air travel animal farm made the news again this week. A Michigan woman bought a first class window seat for her horse.

Thank You for Your Service Animals

Meanwhile, back in the section for animals less equal than others, a human pounded on the seat of the woman in front of him. She had committed the economy section faux pax of reclining into his lap.

The Bloomberg College of Agriculture

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The President of The Bloomberg College of Agriculture wants to be President of the United States.

But here’s what Composer Gregg Opelka had to say in the WSJ about Mayor Mike’s condescending attitude toward farmers:

Mike Bloomberg’s is the rarefied hauteur of the technocrat. Anyone who’s worked in an office since the 1990s has dealt with the IT overlord who tells you with a paternalistic smile that “It can’t be done that way” because of this or that technical mumbo-jumbo. The former mayor is that guy on steroids.

With his self-satisfied regard for technology, Mr. Bloomberg carries a palpable disdain for human craft. “I could teach anybody, even people in this room, no offense intended, to be a farmer,” he said during a 2016 talk (recently gone viral) at the University of Oxford’s Saïd Business School. “You dig a hole, you put a seed in, you put dirt on top, add water, up comes the corn.”

Meanwhile back at Bloomberg News here’s the lowdown on locusts.

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