Category Archives: Bernie Sanders
Sleepy Joe, Senile Joe or Super Joe?
The party has greased the skids for Sleepy Joe, Senile Joe or Super Joe, depending on your point of view.
Here’s the Real Clear Politics Poll average half an hour before tonight’s debate.
Establishment Democrats Resist Bernie
The Resistance has shifted. Establishment Democrats now resist Bernie. They think he’s a loser. Here’s James Carville of “it’s the economy, stupid” fame:
If you’re voting for him because you think he’ll win the election, politically, you’re a fool.
Sanders called Carville a hack. And Carville took it as a compliment. “That’s what I am. I’m not a purist.”
At least I’m not a communist.
The Elian Gonzales Learn to Read Program
Five year old Elian Gonzales escaped from Cuba on a raft with his mother 20 years ago. His mother drowned but Elian made it to Miami Beach. Relatives took Elian in and cared for him. But Elian’s escape displeased Fidel Castro and became an international incident. So Attorney General Janet Reno sent him back. At gunpoint.
What’s that got to do with Bernie Sanders? Well, Bernie recently praised Castro’s Cuban literacy program. While disavowing authoritarian behavior he allowed, “I think teaching people to read is a good thing.”
Socialists Gotta Live in Houses Somewhere
Michael Bloomberg got his smug ass (“thank you very much”) kicked in the Las Vegas Debate. But I thought his exchange with Bernie over the number of houses the socialist owned was amusing.
What a wonderful country we have. The best known socialist in the country happens to be a millionaire with three houses. What did I miss here?
Acme Impeachment Anvil Falls on Wily Democrats
Things haven’t worked out well for the Wily Democrats. It’s dawning on them that Joe Biden has never won a primary in his 77 years.
Then there was there was the caucus chaos in Iowa.
Elizabeth Warren’s plans to appeal to the far left seem to be losing their favor. But that’s only because Bernie Sanders, a 78 year old socialist, who’s not really a Democrat, is leading the party even further left.
The 38 year old small city Mayor Pete nips at his heels. And 78 year old humongous city Republican Mayor Mike, with billions to burn, is coming on strong. And he says he’s willing to spend whatever it takes.
Wily Democrats
Maybe Amy Klobuchar will prevail in sensible shoes.
But whatever happens, they’ll always have impeachment.
Beep! Beep!
