Trump Voters Deprogramming Project
Katie Couric wants to deprogram 75 million Trump voters. Obviously, she hasn’t heard that their leader is a very stable genius. Still, there may be an executive order app for that.
Schilling Vetoed by Baseball Hall of Fame Voters
Baseball Hall of Fame voters chose not to elect anyone this year. Most agree Curt Schilling easily qualifies as a pitcher but his politics cancelled him out.
And here’s what Schilling had to say about that.
You are talking about a group of people who are 85% white and 90% male — and they are lecturing me on diversity and racism.
Locked Down Traders flush Wall Street Elite
Locked down, lost your job? Have some fun flushing a hedge fund.
I ran across this update on an old prank in Thursday’s Wall Street Journal:
On Discord, in a chat room linked to WallStreeBets, a user on Tuesday posted, “Guys, we need to pump $GME. Everyone buy 1000 shares in exactly 60 seconds.”
WSJ, Individual Investors Rout Hedge Funds, p. 10, 1/28/2021
Davos Man Takes Flight with Speech
The Davos set swooned over China President Xi’s virtual keynote speech. He called for international cooperation and warned against a new cold war. He also said, “the strong should not bully the weak.” Meanwhile Chinese fighter planes and bombers invaded Taiwanese airspace.
Executive Order White House Cancel Culture
Legislation is out and executive orders are in. For example, “Pen and a Phone” President Obama signed 19 executive orders in his first 12 days. But “Human Wrecking Ball” Donald Trump canceled Obama with 18 in his first dozen days. And now a very “Un Sleepy” Joe Biden has already signed two dozen Trump crushing orders.
