Category Archives: Politics

Cos and Slick Willy

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Bill Cosby admitted he slipped a girl a mickey and then slipped his, well, times were different then. But still.

The #MeToo movement may have locked up it’s first scraggly scalp in Cos.

For his malpractice Dr. Huxtable might spend the rest of his life in prison. And not only that, the film academy just gave him the boot.

Cos and Slick Willy

But possibly thanks to earlier feminists Slick Willy’s more lusterous silver scalp remains unruffled.

Bumbling Boy Scout Comey Elects Trump

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Here’s Holman Jenkins in his Business World WSJ column:

That Mr. Comey helped elect Mr. Trump makes it especially ironic that his early publicity tour has been so much devoted to bad-mouthing Mr. Trump’s character. Mr. Trump’s flaws are old news—he’s been bad-mouthed for decades by writers more knowledgeable and insightful than Mr. Comey. Millions of voters preferred him to the establishment alternatives anyway. This is the real news that continues to stick in the craw of Mr. Comey and many others.

Bumbling Boy Scout Comey

Jenkins goes on to add, “Putin is right about one thing: Washington has gone insane.

 

Candor Man

candor man

Andrew McCabe showed a “lack of candor” when answering questions about the Clinton Foundation investigation. That’s according to the Justice Department inspector general. So Jeff Sessions fired him. Just days before he would have received his pension.

Candor

Director of National Intelligence James Clapper has also been known for a lack of candor. But he was offering the “least untruthful” answer possible. And he kept his pension.

Stormy Daniels Campaign Finance Scandal

campaign finance scandalEleven days before the 2016 election Donald Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen paid porn star Stormy Daniels $130,000. In exchange she signed a non-disclosure agreement. That was to keep her quiet about her alleged one night love affair with The Donald in 2006.

Campaign Finance Scandal

But Stormy didn’t stay bought and now it appears Cohen might have a problem of his own. Common Cause thinks the hush money amounts to an illegal in-kind campaign contribution.

So far, he FEC isn’t showing much interest. They say they lack resources and an investigation would take well over a year.

Journalists are showing even less interest. Paul Mulshine explains why it’s not a story in the Star- Ledger. And The Daily Mail reports Daniels tried to peddle her story for $200,000 but got no takers.

 

Russian Youth Vote

Russian youth vote

Trump congratulated Putin on his re-election. It made him the longest serving Russian ruler since Stalin.

Stalin no doubt would have admired Putin’s 74% take of the vote. But even that’s not as impressive as his 86% support among Russian young people.

Young people in American used to be less skeptical of Russian leaders too. For example, Jimmy Carter warned us of our inordinate fear of Communism. And more recently President Obama dissed Mitt Romney for calling Russia our greatest “geo-political” threat. “The 1980’s are calling and they want their foreign policy back, because the cold war’s been over for 20 years,” Obama mocked.

Brennan’s Russian Youth Vote

Speaking of the 1980’s, former CIA director John Brennan outdid both Carter and Obama. He actually voted for a real live Communist for president. In 1980 he pulled the lever for Gus Hall, leader of the American Communist Party. Brennan was disillusioned with American politics at the time but since then he’s changed his mind.

Which makes him the only American not disillusioned with politics now.

Anyway, as a young CIA recruit Brennan was required to take a polygraph test for a top security clearance. He came clean about his voting history. All was forgiven and he was put in charge of the CIA.

Kind of makes you wonder what Jared Kushner did to lose his top security clearance.

 

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