Category Archives: Attorney General

Jeff Sessions Goes To Bat Against Gang Violence

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Trump snubbed Jeff Sessions in a speech about  MS-13 gang violence last week. Sessions was in El Salvador to actually do something about it.

Sessions Renews Federal Asset Forfeiture Program

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President Trump gave an interview to his favorite newspaper, the NYT. He allowed that he wouldn’t have appointed Jeff Sessions Attorney General had he known Sessions would recuse himself from the Russian allegations.

Meanwhile A.G. Sessions has been busying himself by renewing the federal asset forfeiture program.

Cover Your Asset Forfeiture Program

A little pithier mention of the property grab plan would have helped this cartoon. But I still like it.

Nauseous Queasy Comey

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Former FBI Director Comey said it made him mildly nauseous to think he might have influenced the 2016 election by publicly opining on the Hillary investigation.

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Not only that, he felt queasy about following his boss Loretta Lynch’s order to refer to the investigation as a “matter”.

Which I found mildly amusing.

Comey Mind Over Matter

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Former FBI Director Comey told President Trump three times that he was not under investigation.

But Hillary Clinton was. Sort of.

Then Attorney General Loretta Lynch told Comey to refer to what he was doing with Hillary as a “matter“, not an “investigation.” Comey went along but said the order “confused and concerned” him. He also said it made him “queasy“.

But it apparently didn’t reach the “mildly nauseous” threshold.

Comey Takes a Leak

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Turns out Comey likes to leak too. He testified to the Senate Intelligence Committee that he leaked his own memos about a meeting with Trump. The leak was in response to Trump’s tweet that Comey had better hope there are no tapes of their meeting.

Comey woke up in the middle of the night and decided to pass along the memos to a friend who then leaked them to the NYT.His goal was to sic a special prosecutor on Trump.

Mission accomplished.