Category Archives: Health
Trump Voters Deprogramming Project
Katie Couric wants to deprogram 75 million Trump voters. Obviously, she hasn’t heard that their leader is a very stable genius. Still, there may be an executive order app for that.
Wheel out the Old, Rush in the New
As we wheel out the old year help is on the way. The new year comes with a new vaccine for the new corona virus. Thanks to the old president’s warp speed program. By the way, he’s slow wheeling his way out too.
Stinking Dumpster Fire Hot Mess of a Year Finally Leaves
The stinking dumpster fire hot mess of year made its way to the exits last night, terrifying everyone along the way.
Woke Ministry of Truth, Tear Down this Statue
Lockdown Drags Down Economy
Even Houdini couldn’t escape the never ending coronavirus lockdowns. But your governor can. Don’t forget to wear your mask.
