Ayatollah Advice
Ayatollah Khamenei recently held a fire and brimstone revival in Iran. He said there would be no nuclear deal unless sanctions are lifted immediately.The Supreme Leader then presided over a rousing chorus of Death to America chants.
Hillary Quits Shaky Foundation
Candidate Hillary announced her resignation from the board of the Clinton Foundation yesterday, leaving Bill and Chelsea holding the bag.
Mandatory Voting
We have mandatory death, taxes, and healthcare. Why not voting? The president thinks it’s a good idea.
Sober Secret Service
Sober Secret Service operatives want to spend $8 million to build a fake White House. Here’s the story in the Onion.
Bracket Buster
It’s March Madness week. The president has a pen, he’s filling out his bracket, and he doesn’t need Congressional approval. Here’s a cool bracket from FiveThirtyEight. You can roll over any team and it will give that teams chance of winning any game right up to the championship.
