Category Archives: football
Brady Balls
The NFL says Tom Brady cheated his way to the Super Bowl by using deflated balls. He has thrown a record 12 touchdown passes in his Super Bowl career. Now Brady is throwing the guys who deflated the balls for him under the bus.
Update: NFL suspended Brady 4 games. His agent will appeal.
Deflategate XLIX
Tom Brady’s idol, Joe Montana, thinks Brady is the deflategate mastermind. But he also thinks Brady’s an NFL all time great. Happy Super Bowl!
Third String quarterbacks and JV Terrorists
Cardale Jones, the quarterback for Ohio State’s national champion football team says he’s not yet ready for the NFL. He wants to work his way up from third string to second or maybe even first team for the Buckeye’s first.
Cardale has set the tone for benchwarmers everywhere. The Islamic State scrubs come to mind. ISIS doesn’t just hack off heads anymore. It’s now a cyber terror group. ISIS is taking credit for hacking US Central Command computers and exposing military personnel through social networking accounts.
The Commander in Chief, whose address is already exposed, once proclaimed ISIS the JV team.
Johnny Football is no Broadway Joe
The city of Cleveland will host the 2016 Republican National Convention. The town is currently hosting Johnny Football aka Johnny Manziel.
Johnny Football was unable to answer the bell after a night out. When he missed practice the team had to send a search party to find him. That earned him a suspension from the final game.
Worse than his night life, though, is his inability to answer the bell behind center for the Browns.
College Football Playoff Bonus
Urban Meyer earned a $50,000 bonus with Ohio State’s dramatic win over Alabama in the first College Football Playoff. According to Bloomberg that’s one of the lower bonuses in the new world of college football.
