Category Archives: Government

Rebuttal

Nancy Pelosi is offended that Republicans won’t tear themselves away from the game tonight to complain about Obama’s speech.

The President’s Speech

It’s settled. The president’s latest big jobs speech will not be ignored in favor of the Republican debate on Wednesday. It will be ignored in favor of the NFL opener between the Packers and the Saints on Thursday.

Nasa Needs a Ride Board

Having abandoned the Space Shuttle by the side of the galaxy, NASA relied on the kindness of Russians for transportation to the International Space Station. Bad move. While NASA minds contemplated the finer points of alien attack (not involving relatives of the president), a Russian Soyuz blew up, leaving the space station lost in space.

Seismic Stats

As Libyan rebels stormed Gadhafi’s compound, the Dow soared over 300 points, President Obama dropped to a 38% approval rating, and the East Coast registered a 5.8 on the Richter.

Good Old Summer Time

OK , the Obamas didn’t really ferry over to Martha’s Vineyard in their mega bus. They flew there in his and her jet aircraft.

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