Voter Drive
Shortly after King Abdullah Oblongata granted Saudi women the right to vote, a Saudi woman was sentenced to 10 lashes for driving a car.
FEMA Relief
For those keeping score, FEMA seems to have enough money to tide it over until Friday, which is the end of the fiscal year, and thereby avoid a government shutdown.
Dog of a Debate
All the comments in this one (except the punch line) were taken from last night’s G.O.P. debate.*
*Some tweaking applied
More Savings
Among the savings on offer, is a jillion dollars by not fighting wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. A few weeks ago a NASA scientist speculated that we could be attacked by aliens upset about global warming – really. So far, it hasn’t happened. More savings for you.
