Category Archives: Obama

Nasa Needs a Ride Board

Having abandoned the Space Shuttle by the side of the galaxy, NASA relied on the kindness of Russians for transportation to the International Space Station. Bad move. While NASA minds contemplated the finer points of alien attack (not involving relatives of the president), a Russian Soyuz blew up, leaving the space station lost in space.

Seismic Stats

As Libyan rebels stormed Gadhafi’s compound, the Dow soared over 300 points, President Obama dropped to a 38% approval rating, and the East Coast registered a 5.8 on the Richter.

Good Old Summer Time

OK , the Obamas didn’t really ferry over to Martha’s Vineyard in their mega bus. They flew there in his and her jet aircraft.

Entitlement State

As the usual flash mob of national leaders showed up to blame Tea Party terrorists for the debt ceiling deal, Paul Samuelson named the real hostage takers.

Downgrade Meltdown

The president appeared on TV today – 5o minutes late – to calm the markets in the wake of the S&P downgrade on US debt. He proclaimed that the United States always has been, and always will be, a Triple A country. Then he resolved to raise taxes. The Dow tanked 635 points.

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