Category Archives: crime
What Rocket Man Told Trump
Nobody but the translator really knows what Rocket Man told Trump at their summit in Singapore. But we do know Kim wouldn’t be there if not for his nuclear weapons. His nukes are how he communicates his fearsome awesomeness to the world.
Communicators
Speaking of communicating his fearsome awesomeness – where would President Trump be without his Twitter account?
Could be a long negotiation.
Cos and Slick Willy
Bill Cosby admitted he slipped a girl a mickey and then slipped his, well, times were different then. But still.
The #MeToo movement may have locked up it’s first scraggly scalp in Cos.
For his malpractice Dr. Huxtable might spend the rest of his life in prison. And not only that, the film academy just gave him the boot.
Cos and Slick Willy
But possibly thanks to earlier feminists Slick Willy’s more lusterous silver scalp remains unruffled.
Waffle House Hero
Ok. So maybe he didn’t actually slug the guy. And a Parkland, Florida Sheriff deputy wasn’t really hiding in the parking lot. Hey, it’s a cartoon.
Waffle House Hero
But James Shaw, Jr. was a real hero when he wrestled a firearm away from a real insane shooter at a Waffle House in Nashville.
First They Came for Your Guns, Now They Want Your Cutlery
The UK is experiencing a crime wave – murder by knife. So now there’s a call for reasonable knife control measures. And London Mayor Sadiq Khan stands ready to enforce them.
Knife Control
The mayor says, “there is never a reason to carry a knife.” Not only that, “Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law.”
Choose Your Putin Poison
Did Putin poison a double agent in England?
Former Russian spy Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia were found unconscious in Salisbury. The WSJ reports they were attacked with a military grade nerve agent 10 stronger than VX nerve gas. Both are still alive in intensive care.
Putin Poison
The Brits are pissed. Theresa May says Putin has until midnight to come up with an explanation. Looks like he might have more splaining to do. Another Russian “mogul” was just found dead in London.
As for Putin poisoning American elections – the Republican House Intelligence Committee says, “no collusion.”
