Category Archives: President
Nasa Needs a Ride Board
Having abandoned the Space Shuttle by the side of the galaxy, NASA relied on the kindness of Russians for transportation to the International Space Station. Bad move. While NASA minds contemplated the finer points of alien attack (not involving relatives of the president), a Russian Soyuz blew up, leaving the space station lost in space.
Seismic Stats
As Libyan rebels stormed Gadhafi’s compound, the Dow soared over 300 points, President Obama dropped to a 38% approval rating, and the East Coast registered a 5.8 on the Richter.
Good Old Summer Time
OK , the Obamas didn’t really ferry over to Martha’s Vineyard in their mega bus. They flew there in his and her jet aircraft.
Front Runner
Rick Perry avoided the Iowa Straw Poll, but he seems to be the straw that stirs the drink at the Tea Party. While offending fellow Texan Karl Rove by using the T word to describe Ben Bernanke’s easy way with money, he galloped to the front of the GOP pack in the Rasmussen Poll.
Entitlement State
As the usual flash mob of national leaders showed up to blame Tea Party terrorists for the debt ceiling deal, Paul Samuelson named the real hostage takers.
