Category Archives: President

Miranda

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FBI agents thought they had 48 hours to extract terror information from Boston Bomber suspect Dzhokar Tsarnaev. They were surprised when a federal judge strolled into his hospital room and read him his rights. The judge’s drop by was initiated when the Justice Department (home of the FBI) filed charges against Dzhokar.

Dzhokar’s dead brother, Tamerlan, once said that he didn’t have any American friends because he didn’t understand them.

Dzhokar, on the other hand, seems to understand Americans just fine. He immediately shut up.

 

Shameful

 

Barack Obama says nobody's coming to take your crock pot, but what law-abiding American needs a pressure cooker?It was a shameful day for Washington. The senate let the president down and we disappointed him. Again. Now he is scolding us and we are snickering. Vice Principal Biden is really pissed. They’re in danger of losing control of Junior High America and the good kids are mortified.

First Taxpayer

 

Barack Obama sends his 2013 tax return and says he'll settle for paying 18%, even though he can afford to pay a little more.The Obamas paid an effective tax rate of 18%. Nolan Finley says Obama “is not about setting examples”. He goes on to discuss extravagant vacations and the recent live soul concert at the White House:

Which raises the question: How can a president so tone deaf appreciate a live concert?

It’s Complicated

 

HHS Secretary Sebelius says "I didn't know Obamacare would be so complicated." A man reading his 1040 tax return says "tell me about it."HHS Secretary Sebelius admitted that ObamaCare is complicated. Senator Jay Rockefeller calls it “the most complex piece of legislation ever passed by the United States Congress”. And he helped design it.

Meanwhile the ACLU says IRS is reading your email.

 

Sequester Scare

130403-end-sequester-cartoon-The White House is gamely sticking with its policy of Sequester Scare. The president has given himself a 5% pay cut as a show of solidarity with the tots without tours who are denied spring break access to the White House.

In February Janet Napolitano said the Border Patrol would be cut by 5,000 agents. This week it was announced those cuts would be delayed. Here’s Fox News’ Ed Henry asking Jay Carney if Napolitano had been deliberately misleading.

 

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