Monthly Archives: January 2012

Full Monty

The newly restored Everglades are attracting wildlife – really wild life. Giant Killer Pythons are on the rampage, eating everything in sight.

I Know Where You’re Going

Big Brother is watching you, with a warrant. The Supreme Court ruled the cops can’t plant a GPS device on your car without one. However, the NYT tells us, you can be your own big bro for only $300.

Newt Moon


Newt Gingrich wants to build a permanent moon colony.

The State of the Union is Broke

The federal debt now equals 100% of GDP. It’s been 1000 days since the Senate last passed a budget. The president never mentioned Obamacare, or the Keystone Pipeline. I want my Mitch Daniels!

Joe Paterno