Category Archives: 2012 presidential campaign
The Ties that Bind
Women in binders has replaced Big Bird as the campaign theme of the week.
Acts of Terror
After sincerely mentioning “acts of terror” in the rose garden, the president went on “The View” with and sincerely mentioned he was “eye candy”.
For The Record
The Angry Obama debate was more entertaining than the Sourpuss Obama debate. “I’ve seen ’em all” and it was “Immeasurably the best debate in history”, according to George Will. Couldn’t find Lincoln Douglas on Youtube so I guess we’ll have to take his word for it.
Obama threw everything he had at Romney ( I tried drawing kitchen sinks but couldn’t fit in the words ) but in the end he couldn’t escape his own record.
Hillary Took a Great Fall
In the vice presidential debate, Biden said “we weren’t told” that diplomats in Libya had requested increased security before the Benghazi attack. On Tuesday Hillary blamed the failure on “the fog of war” but accepted responsibility. Meanwhile, Bill is campaigning for Obama. Is he hoping that by 2016, he can put Hillary back together again?
VP Debate
Biden’s crazed grin seemed a little intimidating and a little weird. But he knew his stuff and seemed to have a good grip on the facts. Ryan, for his part, stuck to his knitting and showed respect for the old fart and in the end it seemed to pay off for him.
