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Seismic Stats

As Libyan rebels stormed Gadhafi’s compound, the Dow soared over 300 points, President Obama dropped to a 38% approval rating, and the East Coast registered a 5.8 on the Richter.

Downgrade Meltdown

The president appeared on TV today – 5o minutes late – to calm the markets in the wake of the S&P downgrade on US debt.  He proclaimed that the United States always has been, and always will be, a Triple A country. Then he resolved to raise taxes.  The Dow tanked 635 points.