Chip Bok's Bokbluster

Joe Bided spun a tale in Pennsylvania about his uncle 2nd Lt. Ambrose J. Finnegan Jr whose reconnaissance plane went down in the Pacific near Papua New Guinea during WW II. Biden’s purpose was to insult Trump by claiming he called American troops “suckers and losers” for dying in combat. But Biden shuffled from the frying pan into the fire when he implied his uncle was eaten by cannibals.

I didn’t even know you could say “cannibals” anymore, much less accuse them of eating your uncle. Needless to say, when the leaders of Papua New Guinea heard Biden’s story they were really steamed.