Replacement Theory

The 2000s are Calling, They Want Their Landlines Back

Transportation Secretary Buttigieg: “I feel like it’s the early 2000s,” Buttigieg said in defense of the Biden administration’s EV policies which aim for 50% EV sales by 2030, “and I’m talking to some people who think we can just have landline phones forever.”

Biden Bunny Tales

Joe Biden likes to bill himself as a “devout Catholic.” It’s part of his brand, but not everyone buys it. Cardinal Wilton Gregory of Washington, DC sees the president more as a “cafeteria Catholic.” That might explain his devotion to late term abortion on demand. As if to prove the point on Easter Sunday, President Biden issued a transgender visibility proclamation with the support of two giant bunnies.

It’s unclear if the event boosted Donald Trump’s bible sales.

Saving the Sacred Airwaves

Journalists used to brag that they have no sacred cows. Who knew? They have sacred airwaves!

Trump Media Drops 21%

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