Category Archives: Government

The Mooch Had A Very Bad Week

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Anthony Scaramucci (a.k.a. The Mooch) had a very bad week. A short one too.

President Trump appointed him communications director over the objections of Chief of Staff Reince Priebus, and Press Secretary Sean Spicer.

Mooch’s Very Bad Week

Spicer got mad and quit, sort of. Mooch fired Priebus. His wife divorced him. Harvard Law School listed him as dead. He called Priebus a f-ing paranoid schizophrenic in a New Yorker interview. And then new White House chief of staff,  stand up straight shooter Marine Gen. John Kelly, fired him.

Kind of like Jack Ruby whacking Lee Harvey Oswald.

Oh, and his ex-wife gave birth.

It was a week with the makings of a country song.

Jeff Sessions Goes To Bat Against Gang Violence

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Trump snubbed Jeff Sessions in a speech about  MS-13 gang violence last week. Sessions was in El Salvador to actually do something about it.

Congressional NFL Brain Damage Study

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A recent study of deceased NFL players found that 99% suffered brain damage. We think Congress can do better.

Carrier Pigeon 2.0

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In the old days battlefield communications occurred via carrier pigeon. In a postmodern update, Trump tweeted transgenders out of the military.

Carrier Pigeon 2.0

Defense secretary Mattis was “appalled” that the president tweeted his way around his own command structure.

McCain called it, “yet another example of why major policy announcements should not be made via Twitter.”

The military is awaiting “further guidance” before enforcing the policy.

ObamaCare Repeal Replace Repeat

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The Senate voted 51 – 50 to open debate on repeal of the Affordable Care Act. But it wasn’t easy. John McCain returned to the Senate floor from brain cancer treatment and voted yes. With the vote tied Vice President Mike Pence caste the deciding ballot.

No Democrats voted in favor. Though some say they’re willing to back a bill to repair but not repeal ObamaCare.

Update: McCain gave a final thumbs down on sending the bill to the House.